Please finish the limerick...? Only two lines!?

He was a big tool, a bumbling old fool. He couldn`t walk straight, he just sat on a crate. He would sit and giggle, and jiggle and wiggle.

Why is everyone so worried about the pens?

I think they will be better next year after the playoff experince for all the players they don't resing they will get other guys I loved malone but I don't think he was worth the money he wanted and remember how bad his stats were his whole career he played with malkin and sykora of couse he put up good numbers and the pens should be able to get other players below market value who want to compete for the cup orpik was good but eaton was hurt all year he is a good defensieman like orpik and could play his spot the pens have depth on the defensive end (letang,gonchar,scuderi,sydor,gill,whitn… he wont be to big of a loss if they lose him. I think they should keep hossa but if they don't they will find someone to play with crosby and don't forget they have tons a room to improve look at their young players crosby,malkin,staal,letang,fleury ,kennedy they are most of the best players and the aren't finshed products yet!!! they still will get better and they got playoff experince now

Does anybody know a good nickname for devin?

my sons name is devon. my mom calls him dev. i dont like it.his middle name is john. how about DJ? depends on your middle name. or initials. my son likes SPIKE for his nick name!

What happens if a foreign exchange student becomes or gets someone pregnant before leaving the country?

Purely hypothetical, and a long story. But what would the legalities be, and what would happen with the child, mother, and father?

Microwave : Auto Defrost.?

you put something in the machine, dial in what it is (chicken, pizza, cerole or whatever), weight, etc. and push auto defrost. the time is automatically set for you and it defrosts the food without cooking it. you should check your operating manual to figure out the details for your machine.

Do guys like it when girls wear their clothes?

One of my boyfriends was really weird about it, but my current boyfriend loves it! He Thinks its y, and says that its like showing other guys how im "his territory" :P And he thinks it shows how intimate we are. I love wearing his hoodies, t shirts, sweatpants, and sometimes boxers :) So I want guys oppinions, do you like it when ur girl wears ur clothes? (Oh and by the way its also not like an everyday thing, thats kinda creepy) so thanx for answering!

Write an equation. Please help me!?

Unnilquadium, element 104, was prepared by bombarding 249/98 Cf with 12/6 C nuclei in the Heavy Ion Linear Accelerator. uming that the product of the reaction had a m number of 257, write an equation for the bombardment of the same target with 13/6 C to form a product of m number 259.